Family entertainment serving Edmonton, Calgary,
Vancouver, Toronto, Winnipeg... and much more!

Impersonators and Singing Telegrams

We provide Impersonators of all kinds - all over Canada!
For inquiries or booking, phone 780-942-2793, or
text 587-779-5933, or e-mail us.

Also see our:
DJs | Petting Zoos | Magicians | Live Bands | Clowns & Face Painters
Jugglers | Elvis! | Balloonists | Comedians | Hula Dancers

We also perform Phone-O-Grams!

Mariachi guy or señora

Perfect for birthday telegrams, anniversaries, or gags. He ("Juan") plays live Guitar and sings;
She ("Chica Contando") also sings and performs "La Donna e Mobile" from Verdi's "Rigoletto"!
A comical singing telegram that will have everyone in stitches!  ¡si, señor!

For Edmonton. Price higher for outlying areas.

For inquiries or booking, phone 780-942-2793, or
text 587-779-5933, or e-mail us.

Toronto area (GTA)

In Toronto area - sepcifically in Waterloo (Kitchener, Milton, Guelph, and Cambridge), we have a very funny (comedic) woman who performs:
Mary Poppins
Nerd (as "Erkle")
Elmo (very well!)
Marilyn
Opera Singer
Even Elvis!!
Terminator (girl version)
India girl
Cowgirl (Yosimite Samantha)
Ask us today for your comedic telegram requests!  Photos coming soon...

We can also serve Burlington, Hamilton, Oakville, but travel rates will apply.

Marilyn Monroe: "Diamonds Are A Girl's Best friend", "Happy Burthday, Mr . President" and much more!	Nerd-o-gram:	Patsy Cline or Dolly Parton: As mentioned above, Dolly will sing the "9-5" and other hits. Starting at $250
The Terminator: Has the identical accent, and persona! "You betta HIRE ME, girly-man. If you do NOT, I'll be back."  NOTE: we have a specialized "Valentines" act- good even for anniversaries. Very comical. Starting at $250	Elton John: Starts at $350	Dolly Parton: Complete with Southern Belle accent, she sings all the hits from "Islands In The Stream" to "9 To 5"! Starts at $250
Generic telegrams: We also provide a generic (ordinary, fun-clothed) boy or girl (as you instruct) to sing "Happy Birthday" for a basic cost - usually $100 to $150. Balloons or flowers costs extra. If you provide them, it's easier (and less expensive) for you     :-) For inquiries or booking, text 587-779-5933, or e-mail us.	Indiana Jones: Starts at $200, goes to $300	John Wayne: Starts at $250
Absent-minded Professor/  MD Doctor With lab coat, comb-over hair, and thick glasses She BLINDED ME - with SCIENCE!!! For  the best in laughs, our lab coat guy is "Nonstein". (a play on "Einstein")	Surgeon (temporarily unavailable) Dressed in surgical "scrubs" - with stethoscope and hair net, this "deranged" surgeon will kave your guests in stitches! Upon request, he can bring in a circular saw, singing "Like a Surgeon", or if you provide a chain saw... Comedy galore!	Skating Elvis / Santa / Mariachi guy We have a very good hockey skater - who does our Santas, Elvis, and Mariachi musician - and can be an ice (or "roller blade") skater for your event. Rates vary, so ask us today!
Although several of our products offend many: the absent-minded professor, Nerd, beetlejuice, Hula girl...  Last year, someone was offended by Christmas Carolers - "they were singing songs about Christmas!!"   Oh, how HORRIBLE. In Ontario, Josh said "There are only 2 genders", and was arrested.  The PC Police killed comedy, and now they can't find anybody willing to do a show for them.  Gee - I wonder why! For anyone offended, please see our disclaimer below...  and remember:   You have offended many - we guarantee it. We have removed our "Trans" impersonators - please let this explain: My son likes playing "Pirate" so I gave him surgery: a peg leg, removed his eye (for an eye patch) , had several teeth pulled and had 2 black rotten teeth put in, and we had his hand removed - for the "hook".  Maybe when he watches enough Rap - he'll relate as a "homey", and get full tattoos, a few bullet holes, and hold his groin.  OH - and have his skin blackened, too.   He had blue eyes, so we need full eyeball tattoos to make them black.  If he relates to Ray Charles, we'll have to make him blind.

	In Vancouver: Elsa & Anna, also Hawaiian Hula dancer: For an excellent addition to any birthday party, choose our Elsa and/or Anna package! In Edmonton: We also perform Dorothy (from Wizard of Oz),   Nerd, Marilyn Monroe. Starting at $175 and going to $350 e-Mail us for pricing and availability for singing telegrams in Edmonton, Toronto, Vancouver, Winnipeg, and Calgary.
	Dumbledor or Gandalf. Startingt at $300 For inquiries or booking, text 587-779-5933, or e-mail us.

Elvis Presley: Starts at $300	Marilyn Monroe: Starts at $800, but we have non-lookalikes starting at $300.	Shania Twain: Starts at $800, but we have non-lookalikes starting at $300.
We also can provide: Captain Jack Sparrow Austin Powers the Mad Hatter Ironman Charlie Chaplin Gorilla Zombie Nerd Mobster/Hitman e-Mail us for prices!	Hula girl:	Generic telegrams: We also provide a generic (ordinary, fun-clothed) boy or girl (as you instruct) to sing "Happy Birthday" for a basic cost - usually $75 and up. Same-day bookings welcome!

For inquiries or booking, phone 780-942-2793, or
text 587-779-5933, or e-mail us.

• Elvis Presley Singing Telegram and Impersonator in Edmonton, Calgary, Toronto, and Vancouver!
• Elton John - playing real piano, Tom Jones, George Harrison (or any any of The Beatles) - playing real guitar, John Wayne, Indiana Jones, Nerd, Beetlejuice (Betelgeuse), Johnny Cash, and Tarzan. dude.
• For ladies (female Impersonators): we provide Marilyn Monroe, Dolly Parton, Nerd and Hawaiian (Hula) girl.
  
• Drag Queen, cross-dresser, or wedding crasher
• Nerd (male or female)

• I Love Lucy (Lucielle Ball)
• Marilyn Monroe
• Cyndi Lauper
• Madonna
• Ilena Horn
• Archie Bunker's wife "Edith".
• We can also do "trans-gender Elvis" (similar to our "psycho-Elvis" in Edmonton). Also Buster Keaton - complete with kicking hat.

• Marilyn Monroe
• Elvis
• Shania Twain

• Marilyn Monroe
• Hula girl
• Christmas Elf
• Mariachi band
• Betty Boop
• Also see our Santas!

For inquiries or booking, phone 780-942-2793, or
text 587-779-5933, or e-mail us.

• NEW: Vladimir Putin (since the PC say we CAN make fun of Russians now!)  This is a "deadringer" accent!
• Kelmit The Frog
• Elf
  
• Arnold Swartzenegger (I'll be back.)
• Elvis
• Marilyn Monroe
  
• Beetlejuice (and it keeps gettin' funnier - EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT!!)
• Clint Eastwood ("Go ahead - make my day.")
• Bill Clinton
  
• Surfer Dude (like... totally awesome, Dude!)
• Middle-Eastern (East Indian) guy (think "IT Technician")
• Feminine guy (think "Richard Simmons")
• "Jive Turkey" Black guy/Rapper (think "Yo, sup? 'Ya knowwhatI'm sayin'?")
• Southern Drawl American (with thick, twangy accent - think "Edmonton Eskimos' former Coach" - Chris Jones.)
• John Wayne (Well I'll  TELL  'YA, Pilgrim.)
• Beetles (any of the Beetles you want: John, Paul, George, or Ringo)
  

In Toronto, Ontario:
Avril Lavigne	Shaniah Twain	Christine Aguilera	Jimmi Hendrix

And many, many more - all across Canada.

NOTE: due to a rash of last-minute cancelations pre-Corona, we require a non-refundable deposit.
We do not accept "promises": "We're good for it - we'll pay you after."
98.3%  do  cancel, since they had nothing to loose.  We are sorry to have to implement this with all entertainment.

Speaking of Corona (or the popoular acronym: COronaVIrusDisease), asmentioned above, our characters cannot perform with masks on.  If we are allowed to perform "normally", we will perform; otherwise, we will not perform, but once we arrive, we must be paid in full.   Many of our Entertainers are not vacinnated - by choice. Again, if this is a requirement for your organization, we will decline the event.  Also, see our seasonal characters and impersonators...