Hypocritical / Contradictory / Conflicting / Verses in The Bible:

I don't follow this blindly - I know of the craziest, most awful things God did in the Old Testament, as Atheists claim. As many of the translations issues I've noted here, I'm wagering that the issue is TRANSLATION:

50,000 Errors and Biblical contradictions
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Aside from the evils of King David and King Solomon (whom we Christians "hold dearly - to a reverend high ... which is "worship" by definition!), here are more items that are worthy of discussion...  keep in mind, the questions (with the foul or slang content) - is not me!
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The deadly sins: jealousy, envy
Yet "God is a jealous God".

"Jesus is the same", yet everything is different now
Don't eat un-clean things, yet "Don't worry about what you eat or drink"

So many verses about "the tongue", and "bridle it - don't speak", yet...
"Go and preach the gospel to all"

Luke 6:28 - "bless those who cuse you" is also contradictory to
"God blesses those who bless you" in Esther.

Satan has some access to God's presence but only when God allows it.
So much for "God can't be around evil".

Contradictory Bible Verses

For those who want this in text (to copy and paste):
There is but ONE GOD (Deutoronomy 6:4)
There are plural Gods (Genesis 1:26, 3:22, 18:1-3 / John 5:7)

God's attributes are revealed in God's works (Romans 1:20)
God's attributes cannot be discovered (Job 11:7 / Isaiah 40:28)

God cannot lie (Hebrews 6:18)
God lies by proxy, sending forth lying spirits to deceive (2 Thessolonians 2:11 / 1 Kings 22:23 / Ezekiel 14:9)

God tempts [hu]man (Genesis 22:1 / 2 Samuel 24:1 / Jeremiah 20:7 / Matthew 6:13)
God never tempts (James 1:13)

God is a jealous God (Exodus 20:5)
God is void of jealousy (Proverbs 6:34)

God tempts (Genesis 22:1)
God does not tempt (James 1:13)

God does not change (Numbers 23:19)
God changes (1 Sam 15:10-11)

Jesus is God (Phillipians 2:5-6 / John 10:30)
Jesus said "The Father is greater than I" (John 14:26)
Jesus is NOT God (Matthew 24:36 / John 14:28)

Jesus is all-powerful (Matthew 28:18 / John 3:35)
Jesus is NOT all-powerful (Mark 6:5)

God is tired and rests (Exodus 31:17)
God is never tired and never rests (Isaiah 40:28)

God is everywhere present - sees and knows all things (Proverbs 15:3 / Psalms 139:7-10 / Job 34:21-22)
God is not everywhere present - neither sees and knows all things (Genesis 11:5, 18:20-21, 3:8)

God is all-powerful (Jeremiah 32:27 / Matthew 19:26)
God is not all-powerful (Judges 1:19)

God is unchangeable (James 1:17 / Malaki 3:6 / Ezekiel 24:14 / Numbers 23:19(
God is changeable (Genesis 6:6 / Jonah 3:10 / 1 Samuel 2:30-31 / 2 Kings 20:1,4-6 / Exodus 33:1,3,17,14)

God knows the heart of men (Acts 1:24 / Psalms 139:2-3)
God tries men to find out whet is in their heart (Deuturonomy 13:3, 8:2 / Genesis 22:12)

God is seen and heard (Exodus 33:23, 33:11, 24:9-11 / Genesis 3:9-10, 32:30 / Isaiah 6:1)
God is invisible and cannot be heard (John 1:18, 5:37 / Exodus 33:20 / 1 Timothy 6:16

God dwells in chosen temples (2 Chronicles 7:12-16)
God dwells not in temples (Acts 7:48)

God dwells in light (1 Timothy 6:16)
God dwells in darkness (1 Kings 8:12 / Psalms 18:11, 97:2)

God is satisfied with creation (Genesis 1:31)
God is dissatisfied with creation (Genesis 6:6)

God is just and impartial (Psalms 92:15 / Genesis 18:25 / Deuteronomy 32:4 / Romans 2:11 / Ezekiel 18:25
God is not just and partial (Genesis 9:25 / Exodus 20:5 / Romans 2:11-13 / Matthew 13:12

God is the author of evil (Lamentations 3:38 / Jeremiah 18:11 / Isaiah 45:7 / Amos 3:6 / Ezekiel 20:25
God is not the Author of evil (1 Corinthians 14:33 / Deuteronomy 32:4 / James 1:13)

God gives freely to those who ask (James 1:5 / Luke 11:10)
God withholds blessings and prevents us from receiving them (John 12:40 / Joshua 1:20 / Isaiah 63:17)

God is found by those who seek (Matthew 7:8 / Proverbs 8:17)
God is not found by those who seek (Proverbs 1:29)

God is war (Exodus 15:3 / Isaiah 51:15)
God is peace (Romans 15:33 / 1 Corinthians 14:33)

Killing forbidden (Exodus 20:13)
Killing commanded (Exodus 32:27)

God is cruel, unmerciful, destructive and ferocious (Jeremiah 5:11, Deuteronomy 7:16 / 1 Samuel 15:2-3 / 1 Samual 6:19)
God is kind, merciful and good (James 5:11 / Lamentations 3:33 / 1 Chronicles 16:34 / Eekiel 18:32 / Psalms 145:9 / 1 Timothy 2:4 / 1 John 4:16 / Psalms 25:8)

God's anger is fierce and endures long (Numbers 32:13, 25:4 / Jeremiah 17:4)
God's anger is slow and endures but for a minute (Psalms 103:8, 30:5)

God commands (and approves of and delights in) burnt offerings, sacrifices, andt holy days (Exodus 29:36, 18 / Leviticus 23:27, 1:9)
God disapproves of and has no pleasure in those (Jeremiah 7:22, 6:20 / Psalms 50:13,4 / Isaiah 1:11-13)

God accepts human sacrifices (2 Samuel 21:8,9,14 / Genesis 22:2 / Judges 11:30-32, 34,38,39)
God forbids human sacrifice (Deuteronomy 12:30-31)

Jesus' mission was peace (Luke 5:17-19)
Jesus' mission was NOT peace (Matthew 10:34)

Slavery and oppression ordained (Genesis 9:25 / Leviticus 25:45,46 / Joel 3:8)
Slavery and oppression forbidden (Matthew 6:28,31,34 / Exodus 21:16 / Matthew 23:10)

God judges (John 5:22, 27)
God does not judge (John 12:17)

There is no one sinless (Romans 3:10)
Job was perfect and upright (Job 1:1)

We are justified by faith (Romans 3:20)
We are justified by works (James 2:14)

The dead will be raised (Isaiah 26;19)
The dead will not be raised (Job 14:12)

Once a person dies, there is no return from the grave (Luke 16:19-31
Samuel returned from the grave (1 Samuel 28:11-20)

The Christian will not sin (1 John 5:18)
The Christian will sin (1 John 1:10)

Christ taught and practiced physical resistance (Luke 22:36 / Kohn 2:15)
Christ taught non-resistance (Matthew 5:19, 26:52

Anger approved (Ephesians 4:26)
Anger disapproved (Ecclesiastes 7:9 / Proverbs 22:24 / James 1:20)

Baptism commanded (Matthew 28:19)
Baptism not commanded (1 Corinthians 1:17,14)

Christ taught His folowers not to fear being killed (Luke 12:4)
Christ himself avoided the Jews - for fear of being killed (John 7:1)

The blood-shedder must die (Genesis 9:5-6)
The blood-shedder must not die (Genesis 4:15)

Because of [hu]man's wickedness, God destroys (Genesis 6:5-7)
Because of [hu]man's wickedness, God will not destroy (Genesis 8:21)

Public prayer sanctioned (1 Kings 8:22, 54, 9:3)
Public prayer disapproved (Matthew 6:5,6)

Importunity in prayer commended (Luke 18:5-7)
Importunity in prayer condemned (Matthew 6:7,8)

Judging of others forbidden (Matthew 7:1,2)
Judging of others approved (1 Corinthians 6:2-4, 5:12)

Circumcision instituted (Genesis 17:10)
Circumcision condemned (Galations 5:2)
See more here.

Men wearing long hair approved (Judges 13:5 / Numbers 6:5)
Men wearing long hair condemned (1 Corinthians 11:4)

Good works to be seen (Matthew 5:16)
Good works not to be seen (Matthew 6:1)

Lying is approved (Joshua 2:4-6 / James 2:25 / Exodus 1:18-20 / 1 Kings 22:21-22)
Lying is forbidden (Exodus 20:16 / Proverbs 12:22 / Revelation 21:8)

Robbery commanded (Exodus 3:21-22, 12:35-36)
Robbery forbidden (Leviticus 19:13 / Exodus 20:15)

The Sabbath must be kept (Exodus 20:8)
The Sabbath broken by God (Isiah 1:13 / Romans 14:5 / Collosians 2:16)

No work to be done on the Sabbath - under penalty of death!
Jesus broke the Sabbath and justified the Disciples in teh same (John 5:16 / Matthew 12:3,5)

The Sabbath instituted (Exodus 20:8)
The Sabbath repudiated (Isaiah 1:13 / Romans 14:5 / Collosians 2:16)

The Sabbath instituted because God rested on the seventhh day (and God never rests) (Exodus 20:11)
The Sabbath instituted because God brought Israel out of Egypt (Deutoronomy 5:15)

Every kind of animal allowed for food (Genesis 9:3 / 1 Corinthians 10:25 / Romans 14:14)
Certain animals prohibited for food (Deutoronomy 14:7-8)

My favourite, since I know about the Women in the Bible:
Women's rights denied (Genesis 3:16 / 1 Timothy 2:12 / 1 Corinthians 14:34 / 1 Peter 3:6)
Womens' rights affirmed (Judges 4:4, 5:7 / Acts 2:18 / Acts 21:9)

There is an unpardonable sin (Mark 3:29)
There is NO UNPARDONABLE SIN (Acts 13:39)
(We all know that the only "unpardonable sin" is rejecting Salvation)

Intoxicating beverages recommended (Proverbs 31:6-7 / 1 Timothy 5:23 / Psalms 104:15)
Intoxicating beverages rebuked (Proverbs 20:1, 23:31-32)

We must obey our rulers (Romans 13:1-3, 6)
We don't need to obey our rulers (Exodus 1:17, 20 / Daniel 3:16-18, 6:9,7,10 / Acts 4:26,27 / Mark 12:38-40 / Luke 23:11,24,33,35)

A man must marry his brother's widow (Deutoronomy 25:5)
A man MAY NOT marry his brother's widow (Leviticus 20:21)

Marriage or even cohabitation with a sister denounced (Deutoronomy 27:22 / Leviticus 20:17)
Abraham married his sister, and God blessed the union (Genesis 20:11-12 / Genesis 17:16)

Adultery forbidden (Exodus 20:14  / Hebrews 13:4)
Adultery allowed (Numbers 31:18 / Hosea 1:2, 2:1-3)

Marriage approved (Genesis 2:18, 1:28 / Matthew 19:5 / Hebrews 13:4)
Marriage ristricted (Deutoronomy 24:1, 21:10,11,14)
Marriage disapproved (1 Corinthians 7:1,7,8)





Now, to the Crucifixation:

The 12 are sent with a staff (Matthew 10:10; Luke 9:3)
The 12 are sent without a staff (Mark 6:8)

Matthew quotes "Jeremiah" (Matthew 27:9)
Quote is actually from Zechariah 11:12-13

2 demon-possessed men healed (Matthew 8:28)
1 demon-possessed man healed (Mark 5:2)

2 blind men healed (Matthew 20:30)
1 blind man healed (Mark 10:46)

After 6 days, Jesus transfigured (Matthew 17:1)
After 8 days, Jesus transfigured (Luke 9:28)

Jesus said not a word to Pilate (Matthew 27:14)
Jesus answered Pilate (John 18:34)

Chief priests buy the field of blood (Matthew 27:7)
Judas buys the field of blood (Acts 1:18)

Jesus crucified at 9 AM (Mark 15:25)
Jesus crucified at noon (John 19:14)

2 Marys went to the tomb (Matthew 28:1)
2 Marys and Salome went to the tomb (Mark 16:1)

Mary went alone to the tomb (John 20:1-4)
They arrived at the tomb after sunrise (Mark 16:2)

They arrived while it was still dark (John 20:1)
2 angels at the tomb (Luke 24:4)
1 angel at the tomb (Mark 16:5)

Women report the resurrection to the disciples (Matthew 28:8; Luke 24:9)
Women say nothing to anyone (Mark 16:8)
Mary alone reports to the disciples (John 20:18)

Lying lips are an abomination (Proverbs 12:22)
God gave prophets a lying spirit (1 Kings 22:23)

Nebuzaradan came on Day 7 (2 Kings 25:8)
Nebuzaradan came on Day 10 (Jeremiah 52:12)

Michal remained barren (2 Samuel 6:23)
Michal had 5 sons (2 Samuel 21:8)

Jehoiachin’s reign began at age 18 (2 Kings 24:8)
Jehoiachin’s reign began at age 8 (2 Chronicles 36:9)

Ahaziah’s reign began at age 22 (2 Kings 8:26)
Ahaziah’s reign began at age 42 (2 Chronicles 22:2)

God told the Israelites to spy out the land, then punished them severely (Numbers 13:1-2)
God blames Israel for spying out the land, claiming it was their idea (Deuteronomy 1:22)

God told David to take a census, then punished him by killing 70,000 men (2 Samuel 24:1)
David decided to take a census, then God killed 70,000 men (1 Chronicles 21:1)
2 Samuel 24:1
The original Hebrew:   וַיֹּ֙סֶף֙ אַף־ יְהוָ֔ה לַחֲרֹ֖ות בְּיִשְׂרָאֵ֑ל וַיָּ֨סֶת דָּוִ֤ד לֵאמֹ֔ר לֵ֛ךְ מְנֵ֥ה יִשְׂרָאֵ֖ל יְהוּדָֽה׃
Literally translates to: "to add    a nose/face/anger     Yahweh (God)    to engrave/burn/be displeased/grieve/be wax hot/be angry     and Israel     entice/persuade/provoke/set on/stir up     da-VEED ("David")     to say     to come/to go/walk    to count/number     Israel      Judas"
1 Chronicles 21:1
The original Hebrew:   שָׂטָ֖ן וַיַּֽעֲמֹ֥ד עַל־ יִשְׂרָאֵ֑ל וַיָּ֙סֶת֙ דָּוִ֔יד לִמְנֹ֖ות יִשְׂרָאֵֽל׃
Literally translates to: "an adversary     to take a stand or to stand     upon/above/over     Israel     to incite/allure/instigate     da-VEED ("David")    to count/number     Israel"

These 2 verses are supposedly "proof" that God changes. I have them listed already, but only the English.



For those who say "those aren't contradictions", then Trump and Biden - are the same, no difference.  Daytime / night time ... no difference.



Before we get to the "serious" ones, here are some that ae "not so important":

Days before the passover::
Mark 14:1-12    (2 days)
Luke 22:1         (approaching)
Matthew 26      (2 days)
John 12            (6 days)


How many angels (messengers) were at the tomb on Easter morning?
Matthew 28:1-5  - -  1  ANGEL
Mark 16:5 - - - - - - - 1 YOUNG MAN
Luke 24:4 - - - - - - - 2  MEN
John 20:12 - - - - - - 2  ANGELS

Here is then original:
Matthew 28:1-5 … 
ἄγγελος - it means "messenger".  "His" was ADDED BY TRANSLATORS.

Mark 16:5
νεανίσκον - "a young man/youth/an attendant"

Luke 24:4
δύο ἄνδρες - "2 men in lighten/flash clothing"

John 20:12
δύο ἀγγέλους - 2 messenger

Luke 24:25
"And He said to them, 'O foolish men and slow of heart to believe in all that the prophets have spoken!"
Original Greek:   ὦ ἀνόητοι βραδεῖς καρδίᾳ πιστεύειν πᾶσιν προφῆται ἐλάλησαν
There is no "And He said to them, O foolish men" - it literally translates to "not understanding     slow     heart     to entrust     all/every     a prophet    to talk"
Every Translation makes that mistake - they mis-translate "pisteuein" as "believe", when it actually means "to entrust".   Even / especially the demons _believe_ - but to _entrust_ one's life - is a whole different ballgame.

Luke 24:26
"Was it not necessary for the Christ to suffer these things and to enter into His glory?"
ἔδει χριστὸν παθεῖν εἰσελθεῖν δόξαν
There is no "Was it not" or "for the Christ", or "these things", and finally, "into His glory".  There are no pronouns in the original Hebrew or Greek.  Translators added them all.  Here is the exact, literal translation:
"it is necessary    The Messiah     to suffer/to feel heavy emotion     to go in/enter     opinion/glory/honor/splendor/majesty"

Luke 24:27
"Then beginning with Moses and with all the prophets, He explained to them the things concerning Himself in all the Scriptures."
καὶ Μωϋσέως πάντων προφητῶν διερμήνευσεν περὶ ἑαυτοῦ πάσαις γραφαῖς
It literally translates to "and/also     Mouseh     all/every     a prophet     to explain thoroughly     about     on one's self     all/every     a writing"

John 5:39
"You search the Scriptures because you think that in them you have eternal life; it is these that testify about Me;"
ἐραυνᾶτε γραφάς ὅτι δοκεῖτε ἔχειν αἰώνιον ζωὴν ἐκεῖναι μαρτυροῦσαι περὶ
Literally means: "a writing/scripture     that/because/since/for     to have an opinion/to seem     to have/hold/possess     agelong/eternal     life/lifetime/alive/living     that one     to bear witness/testify     about/concerning"
So, the first word (ἐραυνᾶτε) - "ereunaó - is _unknown_  , but they GUESS that it is "search".  Also, "me" at the end was added.

Acts 17:11
"Now these were more noble-minded than those in Thessalonica, for they received the word with great eagerness, examining the Scriptures daily to see whether these things were so."
δὲ οὗτοι εὐγενέστεροι τῶν Θεσσαλονίκῃ ἐδέξαντο λόγον πάσης προθυμίας ἀνακρίνοντες γραφὰς καθ’ εἰ οὕτως
Literally means: "but    this     of noble race [yes, a different race]     the     thessalonikē    to receive    a word [not "the" word]    all/every    readiness/eagerness     to examine/investigate     a writing     against/according to  [ _not_ "daily]     in this way"

Romans 7:7
"What shall we say then? Is the Law sin? May it never be! On the contrary, I would not have come to know sin except through the Law; for I would not have known about coveting if the Law had not said, "YOU SHALL NOT COVET."
Τί ἔλεγεν οὖν νόμος ἁμαρτία μὴ ἀλλὰ ἔγνων ἁμαρτίαν διὰ νόμου ἐπιθυμίαν εἰ νόμος
The end part: "You shall not covet" is part of the "contradicting verses - the TR (textus receptus) copies do not agree, so the Translators voted/guessed / "get it done".  The rest of the verse translates to:   "who/which    to say     then/and/so     that which is assigned     to miss the mark/transgression/falling short/offence/fault/a failure     not/lest     otherwise/on the other hand     to come to know/recognize/perceive     to miss the mark/transgression/falling short/offence/fault/a failure     through/on account of/because of     that which is assigned     desire/passionate longing/lust     that which is assigned     [then the TR conflicting part - which they chose the Greek word "epithumēseis" - meaning desire/passionate longing/lust"
By the way, there is no "you shall not".  If you want to research the TR contradictions, they called them "the missing verses" - stupid name - but look up "the missing verses" to learn about them.  There are _numerous_ conflicting verses.

Romans 15:4
"For whatever was written in earlier times was written for our instruction, so that through perseverance and the encouragement of the Scriptures we might have hope."
ὅσα προεγράφη ἐγράφη διδασκαλίαν ἵνα διὰ ὑπομονῆς παρακλήσεως γραφῶν ἔχωμεν ἐλπίδα
Literally means: "how much/how many     to write before    to write     instruction/information     in order that    through/on account of/because of     a remaining behind/a patient enduring     a calling to one's aid     a writing     to have/hold    expectation/faith/hope"

John 3:18 ("already condemned")
(KJV) "He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God."
πιστεύων κρίνεται πιστεύων κέκριται ἤδη ὅτι πεπίστευκεν ὄνομα μονογενοῦς υἱοῦ θεοῦ
It literally means " to entrust/dedicate/commit/believe on" (NOT "believe IN")      to judge/decide      to entrust/dedicate/commit/believe on" (NOT "believe IN")      to judge/decide     already     that/because/since/for      to entrust/dedicate/commit/believe on" (NOT "believe IN")      a name/authority     one of a kind     a child/foal/kinship/daughter/son/cousin (by birth or adoption, of an animal or human)    God"
So, the "He" and "not" were all added by Translators.  Sure, they used Hermeneutics, but that's still an art, not a science.  As stated above, , "believes" is actually the Greek word "pepisteuken", which means "to entrust".  Even (especially!) the demons believe.  And believitng is _easy_ - _entrusting_ is difficult.     :-

Psalm 146:3
(KJV) "Put not your trust in princes, nor in the son of man, in whom there is no help."
Put not your trust in princes, in mortal man, who cannot save.
תִּבְטְח֥וּ בִנְדִיבִ֑ים בְּבֶן אָדָ֓ם שֶׁ֤אֵֽין תְשׁוּעָֽה׃
This literally translates to: "to be bold/confident/secure/sure/to trust [ _not_ "do not trust"]     noble/generous/willing/princely [ _not_ "princes"]   and son    and a man     nothing/none    deliverance/rescue/victory/salvation"
So, the Bible talks about "the son of man' - even though nobody actually knows what/who that is - but *everyone* guesses "God". It's a guess, though.   "beVen" means "and son" and "adam" means "a man". The "in whom there is" (and "do not") were added by translators.
Or, in the NASB, "nor", "in whom there is" were added, and "help " is incorrect - the Hebrew word "teh-shoo-AH" means "deliverance/rescue/victory/salvation".
So, the Bible talks about "the son of man' - even though nobody actually knows what/who that is - but *everyone*) guesses "God".  It's a guess, though.   "beVen" means "and son" and "adam" means "a man".  The "in whom there is" (and "do not") were added by translators.

Psalm 118:8
"It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man."
The_original_ Hebrew:
טֹ֗וב לַחֲסֹ֥ות בַּיהוָ֑ה מִ֝בְּטֹ֗חַ בָּאָדָֽם׃
This literally means "pleasant/agreeable     to flee for protection/have hope/put trust     Yahweh (God)    to trust     and a man"
So, it doesn't mean "humans" - it literally states "a man".  So, "It is" was added by Translators, as well as "in the Lord".

Psalm 118:9
Original Hebrew: טֹ֗וב לַחֲסֹ֥ות בַּיהוָ֑ה מִ֝בְּטֹ֗חַ בִּנְדִיבִֽים׃
This literally means "pleasant/agreeable     to flee for protection/have hope     Yahweh      to be bold/confident/secure/sure       inclined/generous [ not "princes"]

Psalm 11:5
Hebrew:   יְהוָה֮ יִ֫בְחָ֥ן צַדִּ֪יק וְ֭רָשָׁע וְאֹהֵ֣ב חָמָ֑ס נַפְשֹֽׁו׃ שָֽׂנְאָ֥ה
This literally translates to: "Yahweh (God's proper name, not "The Lord")      to examine/tempt/try    just/lawful     condemned/guilty/ungodly     to have affection for (includes ludus and eros: flirting and sexually)    cruelty/damage/injustice/violence against     a breathing creature, including animals (!!)    enemy/foe/be hateful"

Jeremiah 17:9
(KJV) "The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?"
(NASB) "The heart is more deceitful than all else And is desperately sick; Who can understand it?"
Original Hebrew:   הַלֵּ֛ב עָקֹ֥ב מִכֹּ֖ל וְאָנֻ֣שׁ מִ֖י יֵדָעֶֽנּוּ׃
This literally means: "the inner person/mind/will     insidious/deceitful/tracked by footprints     the whole/all     to be weak/frail/incurable     who/whoever     to know/to repceive/to acknowledge"
So, look at all that was added!
So, "the heart" is incorrect, and "above" was added.  "desperately wicked" is incorrect.  But it sure sounds better, and is "fluffy".  But it's false teaching.

Jeremiah 16:19
"O LORD, my strength, and my fortress, and my refuge in the day of affliction, the Gentiles shall come unto thee from the ends of the earth, and shall say, Surely our fathers have inherited lies, vanity, and things wherein there is no profit."
The original Hebrew:  יְהוָ֞ה עֻזִּ֧י וּמָעֻזִּ֛י וּמְנוּסִ֖י בְּיֹ֣ום צָרָ֑ה גֹּויִ֤ם יָבֹ֙אוּ֙ מֵֽאַפְסֵי־ אָ֔רֶץ וְיֹאמְר֗וּ אֲבֹותֵ֔ינוּ נָחֲל֣וּ אַךְ־ שֶׁ֙קֶר֙ הֶ֖בֶל מֹועִֽיל׃ וְאֵֽין־
It actually translates to:  "Yahweh     boldness/strong/might/power/refuge     a place or means of safety/protection     a place of escape or refuge     day     affliction/anguish/distress/trouble     people/nation     to come in or go out    ceasing/less than nothing     land/earth     to say/speak     father     o get or take as a possession/distribute for     surely/indeed/affirmation     deceitful/falsehood/liar     vanity/breath/vapor/emptiness     to benefit/to be of use     nothing"
So, "gentiles" is incorrect, and "thee" was added, as well as "no" and "things".

Jeremiah 16:20
"Shall a man make gods unto himself, and they are no gods?"
The original Hebrew:  אָדָ֖ם הֲיַעֲשֶׂה־ אֱלֹהִ֑ים אֱלֹהִֽים׃
It actually translates to:  "the man      to do or make     God the Creator    God the Creator [yes, _again_ ]
So, "Shall a" was added.  "gods" is incorrect ... the Hebrew word is "Elohim", which means "God the Creator", not "gods"(!!!!!)

Jeremiah 16:21
"Therefore, behold, I will this once cause them to know, I will cause them to know mine hand and my might; and they shall know that my name is The LORD."
The original Hebrew:  לָכֵן֙ מֹֽודִיעָ֔ם בַּפַּ֣עַם אֹודִיעֵ֥ם יָדִ֖י גְּבֽוּרָתִ֑י וְיָדְע֖וּ שְׁמִ֥י יְהוָֽה׃
It actually translates to:  "so/therefore/surely     to know/to perceive/to understand/to acknowledge     anvil/corner/footstep     to know/to perceive/to understand/to acknowledge     hand (from the elbow to the fingertips, with an _open_ hand)     boldness/strong/might/power/refuge     to know/to perceive/to understand/to acknowledge     a name    Yahweh"
So, "behold" was added, and "I will this once cause them to", "I will cause them to", "mine", "and they shall know that my name is The LORD" is only "to know/understand    name    Yehweh".   Dictator ("King") James used "lord", which is British monarchy, to make "kings" and "lords" sound great.  But the original words aren't close.


Acts 7:38
οὗτος ἐκκλησίᾳ ἐρήμῳ μετὰ ἀγγέλου λαλοῦντος ὄρει Σινᾶ πατέρων ἐδέξατο ζῶντα λόγια δοῦναι
It means (literally) "this    an assembly/congregation/gathering    solitary/desolate     with/among/afterward     a messenger     to talk    a mountain    sina    a father/parent     to receive     to live     a saying   to give"

Acts 19:32
οὖν ἄλλοι ἔκραζον μὲν ἄλλο ἐκκλησία συγκεχυμένη τίνος ἕνεκα συνεληλύθεισαν
It means (literally) "then/and/so    other/another     to scream/cry out     shows affirmation or concession    other/another    an assembly/congregation/gathering     to pour together     who-which     on account of     to come together"

Acts 19:39
εἰ ἐπιζητεῖτε τι ἐπιλυθήσεται ἐννόμῳ ἐκκλησίᾳ
It means (literally) "to inquire for (as I have asked you several times, no reply that has to do with my questions - only more non-Christian vitriol and insults)    legal     an assembly/congregation/gathering"

- - - - -

John 20:17  (God is a HE!  Or is God?)
(KJV) "Jesus saith unto her, Touch me not; for I am not yet ascended to my Father: but go to my brethren, and say unto them, I ascend unto my Father, and your Father; and to my God, and your God."
The original Greek:  Ἰησοῦς λέγει μή οὔπω ἀναβέβηκα πατέρα
This literally translates to "Yeshua    to say/speak/tell   not/that     not yet     to go up/ascend     a father/parent"
With Hermeneutics, the Translators added "to her" and "touch me" was also added. The "not" is also redundant, but it is the original Greek. So, they assume He said it to Magdeline.
It continues with:
"I am ascending to my Father and your Father, to my God and your God"
ἀναβαίνω πατέρα πατέρα θεόν θεόν
"anabainō  patera  patera  theos  theon"
"to go up/arise/ascend/climb     a father/parent     a father/parent     God     God"
So, "Im am" was added, as well as "to my" and "and your" - in both cases.

John 16:23
"Most truly I say to you, If you ask the Father for anything he will give it to you in my name."
ἀμὴν ἀμὴν λέγω ἂν αἰτήσητε πατέρα ὀνόματι δώσει
Pronounced : "ah-MANE ah-MANE an ahee-teh'-o   pah-TAIR o'-no-mah dee'-do-mee"
These 5 words literally mean: "firmly/trustworthy/surely/truth/sincerity   firmly/trustworthy/surely/truth/sincerity    ask/beg/call/for/request/crave/desire/require   a parent or a father    called/surnamed    bestow/commit/deliver"
So, "truly" actually means "firmly/surely/trustworthy", not "truly", and "if you" was added by Translators, as well as "the [Father]", and "for anything, he will", and "he", "you", and "my". See how much was added?

John 14:20
"in that day you will know that I am in My Father You are in Me and I am in You."
(KJV) "At that day ye shall know that I am in my Father, and ye in me, and I in you."
The original Koine Greek:  ἡμέρᾳ ὑμεῖς πατρί
Yes, just 3 words - literally translates to:  "day (the time space between dawn and dark)     to come to know/recognize/perceive     a father"
Yes, all the rest ...  "in that", "you will", "that I am My", and "You are in Me and I am in You" - were _all added by Translators_ .  Yes, they used Hermeneutics - but that is an _art_ , not a science (!!!)    Don't forget - all chapters, verses, punctuation, all pronouns - were _added by Translators_ ...  and "Christians" will not only _justify_ those additions, they _embrace_ them.  Again, after touting/preaching "it can't be changed!"

John 14:24
"Whoever does not love me does not observe my words. The word that you are hearing is not mine, but belongs to the Father who sent me."
ἀγαπῶν τηρεῖ λόγους λόγος ὃν ἀκούετε ἐμὸς πατρός πέμψαντος
This literally means: "agapé [to love with Church love]    to watch over/to guard/hold fast/keep   a word     a word [yes, _again_ ]     who/which     to hear/listen     my     a father/parent    to send"
So, "Whoever does not"was added, "me", "does not", "my", "The", "you are", "is not mine, but belongs to the" and "who" and "me" - were all added.

John 14:1
"Do not let your hearts be troubled. Exercise faith in God; exercise faith also in me."
(KJV) "Let not your heart be troubled; you believe in God, believe also in Me."
καρδία ταρασσέσθω πιστεύετε θεὸν πιστεύετε καὶ
Literally means "kardia (heart)       to stir up        to entrust/dedicate/commit/believe on       God        to entrust/dedicate/commit/believe on        and/even"
"do not let your" was added, "be" and "Exercise", "in", and "me" were added.
This also gives ammunition to "Jesus IS NOT God".

John 16:24
Hitherto have ye asked nothing in my name: ask, and ye shall receive, that your joy may be full.
ἕως ἄρτι ᾐτήσατε οὐδὲν ὀνόματι αἰτεῖτε λήμψεσθε ἵνα χαρὰ πεπληρωμένη
"till/until    this day/hour/here/even now/present     to ask/beg/call for/crave/desire/require/endeavour     no one/none     a name/authority/cause     to take/receive     in order that/that/so that     rejoice/joy/delight     to cram/to fully supply/satisfy/finish/verify"


Ancient of days - is actually
עַתִּ֤יק יֹֽומַיָּא֙
"at·tik   yo·v·mai·ya"
It means "aged   day" (Aramaic corresponding to "attiq", where we get "antique" from)
Daniel 7:9, and supposedly Isaiah 43:13 - but I don't see it there.

Isaiah 43:11
(KJV) "I, even I, am the LORD; and beside me there is no saviour."
(NASB) "I, even I, am the LORD, And there is no savior besides Me."
This is actually 3 Hebrew words:  יְהוָ֑ה וְאֵ֥ין מֹושִֽׁיעַ׃
It literally means "Yahweh    nothing    to deliver"
The "I, even I, am the LORD" was added, as the "and there is no", and "saviour" is "to deliver", and finally, "besides Me" was added.  Other than that - it’s perfect.  Ha ha.



Inconsistencies in The Bible

OK, we all know that The Canon ("The Bible", meaning "the book" in Greek) was written - by many writers - between 80 years after the fact - to 200 years.  Now, do you really think an age 14 teenager's story .... will be the exact same as when that teen is age 94? And that is the minimal year!  With that in mind, here are some known "inconsistencies":

Who Carried Jesus’ Cross?
In The Passion narratives, did Jesus carry his cross or not?
–  Mark 15:21, Matthew 27:32, Luke 23:26 - Jesus gets help from Simon of Cyrene
–  John 19:17 - Jesus carries his cross the whole way
John 19:17
"And he bearing his cross..."
ἐξῆλθεν βαστάζων ἑαυτῷ σταυρὸν
"to go or come out of     bear/carry/take up/lift     of himself/herself/itself     an upright stake"
There are other mistakes in this verse: "to the place called" is actually "to say", and "which is called" is "Who   to say"


Inscription on Jesus’ Cross
When crucified, Jesus’ cross had an inscription — but what did it read?
–  Mark 15:26 - The inscription read: "The King of the Jews."
–  Matthew 27:37 - The inscription read: "This is Jesus the King of the Jews."
–  Luke 23:38 - The inscription read: "This is the King of the Jews."
–  John 19:19 - The inscription read: "Jesus of Nazareth, the King of the Jews."

And ALL 4 PASSAGES ARE MISSING VERSES!!!

Luke 23:37
(KJV) "And one of the malefactors which were hanged railed on him, saying, If thou be Christ, save thyself and us."
λέγοντες εἰ βασιλεὺς Ἰουδαίων σῶσον σεαυτόν
"to say      a a sovereign power     Jewish/a Jew/from Judea     save/rescue/deliver/heal/preserve     relating to yourself"
So, "And one of the malefactors which were hanged railed on him" was added, ", If thou be Christ", and "and us" - ALL ADDED.


Jesus and the Thieves
Some gospels say Jesus was crucified with two thieves, though the Romans never crucified thieves.
–  Mark - The two thieves are mentioned, but there is no conversation
–  Matthew 27:44 - The two thieves taunt Jesus
–  Luke 23:39-42 - One thief taunts Jesus and is criticized by the other. Jesus promises the 2nd thief that they would be in Paradise that day [see below], though John and Acts say he did not ascend to heaven until 40 days after his resurrection
–  John - The two men aren’t described as thieves

Does Jesus Drink Wine or Vinegar?
Jesus is given something to drink while he is on the cross, but what?
–  Mark 15:23 - Jesus is given wine mixed with myrrh, but he doesn’t drink
–  Matthew 27:48, Luke 23:36 - Jesus is given vinegar, but he doesn’t drink
–  John 19:29-30 - Jesus is given vinegar, and he drinks
See "wine" section.

Jesus and the Centurion
Romans supposedly witnessed Jesus’ crucifixion, but what did they think?
–  Mark 15:39 - A centurion is cited as saying: "Truly this man was the son of God!"
–  Matthew 27:54 - A centurion is cited as saying: "Truly this was the son of God."
–  Luke 23:47 - A centurion is cited as saying: "Truly this man was innocent."
–  John - No centurions say anything

Women Watch the Crucifixion:

The gospels describe several women as having followed Jesus around, but what did they do when Jesus was crucified?
–  Mark 15:40, Matthew 27:55, Luke 23:49 - Several women watch Jesus from afar
–  John 19:25-26 - Several women are close enough that Jesus could talk to his mother, contrary to Roman practices

When Was Jesus Crucified?
The crucifixion of Jesus is the central event of the Passion narrative, but the narratives don’t agree on when the crucifixion occurred.
–  Mark 15:25 - Jesus was crucified on "hour 3"
–  John 19:14-15 - Jesus was crucified on "hour 6"
–  Matthew, Luke - It’s not stated when the crucifixion starts, but the "hour 6" occurs during the crucifixion

Jesus’ Last Words
Jesus’ last words before dying are important, but no one seems to have written them down.
–  Mark 15:34-37, Matthew 27:46-50 - Jesus says: "My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?" (but they use different Greek words for "God" — Matthew uses "Eli, is" and Mark uses "Eloi")
–  Luke 23:46 - Jesus says: "Father, into your hands I commit my spirit." The original text was "Abba [Father]... "Into your hands I commit my spirit"
Original Hebrew: beyadkha afkid rukhi
= "in your hand I will [commit] (to breathe out, to expire) my spirit"
be- = in
yadkha = your (m. singular) hand [yes, only \'hand\', not \'hands\']
afkid = I will breathe out, expire.
ru\'akh = spirit
rukhi = my spirit

The first verb is in Jesus’ statement - paratíthēmi (παρατίθημι). This word is defined as, "to place alongside (as a trust or for protection, the keeping of), put forth, set before." It is an active term where the subject makes a decision to put in trust or give over. A brief list of the translation of paratíthēmi include:
- King James Version: Commend
- New International Version: Commit
- New Living Translation: Entrust
- Good News Translation: Place
Those four words, commend, commit, entrust, and place, are chosen by most translators. The other word that can often have different translations in English is the verb that describes the actual moment of Jesus’ death. Some translations focus on making it an active verb, like paratíthēmi, emphasizing Jesus’ choice. Others translate it using a more passive voice, where death happened to Jesus, rather than Jesus relinquishing His life. The word ekpneó (ἐκπνέω) means "to breathe out, to expire."

NOTE: when Jesus said, "Into your hands I commit my spirit," He was quoting the Scroll of Psalm 31:5. Earlier, Jesus had also quoted from Psalm 22:1 from the cross (Matthew 27:46). In everything Jesus did and said, He fulfilled the will of God and the word of God. Even in the throes of death, our Lord was sensible of His mission and pointed those around Him to the fulfillment of prophecy. Psalm 31 is a prayer of David in distress, full of trust in God, and in Luke 23 the Son of David echoes the same prayer.

"Why have you forsaken me?"    ALL of this verse - is one of the many "missing verses"!!
It has been "sugar coated" - the original Aramaic means "This is my destiny".  Matthew 27:46 (and Mark 15:34) records Jesus speaking Aramaic: "Eli, Eli, lema sabachthani?" (Matthew) / "Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?" (Mark).
The original Word in GREEK: σαβαχθανί
Transliteration: sabachthani
Phonetic Spelling: (sab-akh-than-ee')
Definition: "you have forsaken me"
This word "forsaken" in Hebrew means "help and let alone’. Although this was spoken and written in Aramaic, God didn’t reject Jesus, because He is the perfect and holy offering - Lamb of God, but this shout of Jesus means that He alone must accomplish redemption, without the help of the Father.  With the excruciating pain - and for 6 hours!!) - he was in absolute despair.

The Crucifixion
John 19:23
Art depicts Jesus in a loincloth – the brutal truth is _he would have been naked_ . Although John 19:23 states "Then the soldiers, when they had crucified Jesus, took his garments, and made four parts, to every soldier a part; and also his coat: now the coat was without seam, woven from the top throughout." I always go by the original Greek (and you can to - read below):
οὖν στρατιῶται ὅτε ἐσταύρωσαν Ἰησοῦν ἔλαβον ἱμάτια ἐποίησαν τέσσαρα μέρη μέρος ἑκάστῳ στρατιώτῃ χιτῶνα δὲ χιτὼν ὑφαντὸς ὅλου
This literally means: "then/and/so     a soldier      when      to fence with stakes     Yeshua     to take/receive      an outer garment/a cloak/robe      to make/do      four (4)      a part/share/portion      a part/share/portion [yes, _again_ ]      each/every      a soldier      a tunic      but/and/now      a tunic      ["without seam/seamless" was added by translators]      woven      whole/complete"
So,"his garments" was actually "an outer garment/a cloak/robe", and "the coat" is actually "tunic" - which is a vest, and as stated above, "without seam", or "seamless" was added by translators, and "woven from the top throughout" is only "woven   whole/complete"
Either Yeshua ("Jesus") was the ONLY crucified person who was NOT naked,  or the script is wrong.

–  John 19:30 - Jesus says: "It is finished."  Closer to "it is completed" or "it is over".
The original Greek:  τετελέσται κλίνας κεφαλὴν παρέδωκεν πνεῦμα
The Greek word  τετελέσται (tel-eh'-o) literally means "to complete/fulfill/to bring to an end/execute/conclude/discharge"
The rest of the above Greek means: "to cause to bend     head     to give or deliver over/to betray     wind/breath."
There is no "And Jesus said" - or "it is" - those were both added by translators.  Also, "He bowed his head" is actually only "klee-no" - meaning "to cause to bend" or "to incline/to lay down/to turn aside".  Next,  "and gave up his Spirit" - is actually "paredōken pneuma".  "Paredōken" means "to hand over/to deliver/to betray".  Lastly, you have heard of "pneumatic tools"?  It came from pneuma:  wind/air/breath … _not_ "spirit".
(thirsty, sign on the cross, king of the jews)


So Mark 16:16 conflicts with John 3:16 (and many others).
The original Greek: πιστεύσας βαπτισθεὶς σωθήσεται ἀπιστήσας κατακριθήσεται
Literally means: "to entrust     to dip/sink    to rescue/deliver/save/heal/preserve     to disbelieve/be faithless     to give judgment against"
So, "believe" is incorrect - "entrust" (to trust in) is far deeper than "believe" anyway, as with 3:16, the word "pisteusas" is always mistranslated to "believe". Lucifer and the millions of Demons  *believe*  - and far more than any human. Does that mean  _they_  are saved?


Many use Deuteronomy 21:23 to prove the crucifixion:
(KJV) "His body shall not remain all night upon the tree, but thou shalt in any wise bury him that day; (for he that is hanged is accursed of God;) that thy land be not defiled, which the LORD thy God giveth thee for an inheritance."
נִבְלָתֹ֜ו תָלִ֨ין הָעֵ֗ץ קָבֹ֤ור תִּקְבְּרֶ֙נּוּ֙ הַה֔וּא בַּיֹּ֣ום תָּל֑וּי קִלְלַ֥ת קִלְלַ֥ת תְטַמֵּא֙ אַדְמָ֣תְךָ֔ אֲשֶׁר֙ יְהוָ֣ה אֱלֹהֶ֔יךָ נֹתֵ֥ן נַחֲלָֽה׃
This literally translates to:  "a carcass/corpse     to lodge/pass the night      the wood     to bury     to bury [yes, _again_ ]      he/she/it     day     to hang     a curse     Elohim [God]     the be or become unclean     ground     who/which/that      Yahweh [God]     God [yes, _again_ ]     to give/put/set     possession/property"
As you can see, _all_ "thy" and "not" were added, as well as several other mistakes.


Another argument against the nails being driven through an area that contained carpals is that Scripture tells us "not a bone of Him will be broken".
John 19:33
The small, lighter weight bones placed very close together forming the center of the hand, carpals and metacarpals, would have been nearly impossible to pierce through with a nail without breaking some of them.

However that (not a bone of Him will be broken") is itself broken - when the guards broke his legs.



2 Sabbaths


"There were 2 Sabbaths" theory:
refer to Leviticus 23:3-8 as support for their view.
"For 6 days work may be done, but on Day 7 there is a sabbath of complete rest, a holy convocation. You shall not do any work; it is a sabbath to the LORD in all your dwellings."
Leviticus 23:3 (NASB)

Verse 3 refers to the seventh day Sabbath and calls it a convocation. This verse defines the weekly Sabbath. Then the passage refers to other appointed times and calls them convocations. These other times include the Lord’s Passover (v. 5), the Feast of Unleavened Bread (v. 6-8), the Feast of First Fruits (v. 9-14), the Feast of Weeks (v. 15-22), the Feast of Trumpets (v. 23-25), the Day of Atonement (v. 26-32), and the Feast of Booths (v. 33-43). Those who hold to this view believe the holy convocation of the Feast of Unleavened Bread in verse 6 is a special High Sabbath. The Feast of Unleavened Bread follows the Passover according to Leviticus 23:4-6.

The Passover occurred on Nisan 14 (Exodus 12:1-6; Deuteronomy 16:1). Then on Nisan 15 the Feast of Unleavened Bread commenced (a 7-day feast). Thus Christ was crucified and died on the afternoon of Friday, Nisan 14 in the year A.D. 33 (Luke 23:50-54). The weekly Sabbath commenced that evening at 18:00 (6pm).. In the Hebrew calendar, the Sabbath started on Nisan 15 at 18:00 (6pm).

Now here is the problem. Some claim there were 2 Sabbaths in the week Jesus was crucified. That is, they claim the Passover (Nisan 14), was followed by the first day of the Feast of Unleavened Bread (Nisan 15), which was concurrent with the weekly Sabbath worship day (Nisan 15) in the year A.D. 30. Thus, they conclude there were 2 concurrent Sabbaths. Thus, the first day of the Feast of Unleavened Bread was a special High Sabbath. But there are 3 problems with this view.

Meaning of Sabbath and Convocation
The first problem is that the Hebrew word for Sabbath has both a general and a technical meaning. The Hebrew word for Sabbath is sabbat. It has a broad range of meaning of "the 7th day of the week," "week," and "a period of time for resting" or "a period of rest."

Baruch Levine in his commentary on Leviticus in the JPS Torah Commentary series, published by The Jewish Publication Society, comments on the phrase "sabbath of complete rest" in Leviticus 23:3. We must not ignore the entire phrase.  In other contexts, the term shabbat may connote a "sabbath," namely, an occasion that resembles the Sabbath, such as the last year in the seven-year sabbatical cycle or a week, which ends on the Sabbath day. Hebrew shabbaton expresses that which is like the Sabbath and as such designates the Day of Atonement and other occasions, including the Day 1 and 7 of festivals.

His point is that sabbat can have a technical meaning referring to the Day 7 of rest, but it also has a general meaning of just rest. That is the situation in Leviticus 23:4-44 when it refers to the list of feasts or convocations. We should also notice that sabbat can and does simply refer to rest as in Leviticus 25:2, 4, 6, 8; Leviticus 26:34-35 and 2 Chronicles 36:21. In those passages we are told the land was to have a sabbath. Obviously, the land did not worship at the temple on the Sabbath day. Instead, the land had a period of rest from being planted and harvested. That is, sabbat can have a broad meaning.

The Hebrew word for convocation is miqra. It simply means assembly, group, a gathering, or a convocation. We should note that miqra occurs in Isaiah 1:13 in contrast to the sabbath. It also occurs in Isaiah 4:5 as a general assembly. It is extremely unlikely that miqra has been redefined as sabbat in Leviticus 23:3.

As stated above, the contradictions:
The Sabbath must be kept (Exodus 20:8)
The Sabbath broken by God (Isiah 1:13 / Romans 14:5 / Collosians 2:16)

No work to be done on the Sabbath - under penalty of death!
Jesus broke the Sabbath and justified the Disciples in teh same (John 5:16 / Matthew 12:3,5)

The Sabbath instituted (Exodus 20:8)
The Sabbath repudiated (Isaiah 1:13 / Romans 14:5 / Collosians 2:16)

The Sabbath instituted because God rested on the seventhh day (and God never rests) (Exodus 20:11)
The Sabbath instituted because God brought Israel out of Egypt (Deutoronomy 5:15)